Please give me a recipe for dinner, i have no idea what i want to cook

When you have no idea

Step 0) you should have
pets, why? We will
talk about it later

Step 1) Go to Amazon
Step 2) Order canned Tuna
Step 3) Get all the sauces ordered

Strp 4) mix them all in
equal proportion

Step 5) Get some cucumber,
cabbage and veggies
that you really hate

Step 6) mix all of them

Step 7) put them in
refrigerator for a
while

Step 8) take bread slices
and spread the
mixture evenly

Step 9) fill your belly with
this delicious
samwich "Nash -
Hanvich"

Step 10) in case you don't
like it, let your
pets thank me.

Thank you.