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Swaffelen - a Dutch term meaning to hit one's penis—often repeatedly—against an object or another person's body.

The act of swaffelen often takes place in the form of teasing, crude humour or a degrading context, but can also be a sexual act. When the act is practised on a person, it is often the person's cheek that is hit. The penis is ideally semi-erect during the act.

The term got a lot of media attention in the Netherlands and Belgium in 2008 when a Dutch student swaffeled the Taj Mahal and posted a video of it on YouTube.

The BNN TV program Spuiten en Slikken subsequently encouraged viewers to submit videos of other objects being swaffeled. Included among the submitted videos were the swaffeling of the Royal Palace of Amsterdam and the Basilica of Saint Servatius in Maastricht.

The TV program also called for the declaration of a National Swaffel Day.

In addition, Swaffelen was named word of the year in Belgium and the Netherlands in 2008.


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Rutterman · 46-50, M
TexChik · F
That there is even a need for the word is disturbing ! 🤦🏻‍♀️
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@TexChik Lol. Can't disagree with that.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@TexChik 😅 🤣 👍️
😜 Wow!!! This is quite a nice way to show you miss someone! 🤣
@Rutterman If it's that old a conundrum then it might as well have been your word here. Surely waffles were born from some good ole and a whole lotta swaffelen! 🤪 🔥🔥
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@Vivaci Alrighty then. Mystery solved. 🤓 🤪
@Rutterman 😄😌
LyricalOne · F
*Anxiously awaits Rutterman’s swaffelen video*
LyricalOne · F
@Rutterman Go on, swaffel a Waffle House or something.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@LyricalOne All right, since you asked so nicely...🤪 🙃 🤣
LyricalOne · F
@Rutterman Once I see that video, I’ll be able to die a happy woman. 😍
Tickletime · 31-35, M
Every day I'm swaffelen...
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@Tickletime Yes. Every day is swaffel day at my house.
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
What we really need is a national T-bag day.

We will tell Trump that it's in his honor... and then encourage him to take a nap in a public location...
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@JoeyFoxx 😅 😆 Excellent idea. 👍️
CaptainKirk · 41-45, M
Hmm 🤔 me thinks the date has something to do with this story
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Rutterman · 46-50, M
@CaptainKirk It does seem like an April Fools' Day joke, but as far as I can determine, this is all true.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
😟 And now I know!!
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SweetMae · 70-79, F
@kingkyri Feeling stronger!! 💪
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@SweetMae 🙂 👍️
SmartKat · 61-69, F
Thank you for enriching my vocabulary. 😂
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@SmartKat Lol. Don't mention it. 😄
another word i will probably never need to use.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@DuchessOfMapleSyrup Lol. Happy to hear it. 😄
zeeva70 · F
I want us to go to a party one day. I want to watch you work the room.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@zeeva70 Hahaha. That would be a party to remember. 😅
zeeva70 · F
@Rutterman Yes it would!
Yeah. But where is the equivalent for women and our Lady Flowers?

Smothering someone or something or Muffing someone or something?
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON Haha. I don't know. "Muffing" sounds good to me. 😄
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Whats Your IQ Friend
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@JohnOinger It will be in your mansion most of the time.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman nice
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Will EmeraldIdOdinelle Become My SW Groupie
sarabee1995 · 26-30, FVIP
🤦‍♀️
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@sarabee1995 😝 🤣
Hahaaa This is one of those things the world doesn't need, but is fun to read about. I always wonder who seriously wastes his life time thinking about how to name something like that 🤔 ;)


Btw: I'm surprised your post hasn't been reported yet, after all you used a bad word here 😳 😏 😁
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@RobinPhoenix Lol. I think some people must have too much time on their hands.

Nah. Remember, I did a post about Fucking (Austria). It's still here. Sadly, the former name of that town is gone with the wind.
faithhopelovealways · 56-60, F
Thank you for sharing, as I am now feeling very enlightened!!😅😉
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faithhopelovealways · 56-60, F
Much more entertaining than the MSM!!😁😜@Rutterman
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@faithhopelovealways Lol. Indeed.
BexEyes · 46-50, F
Well, I am now even nerdier. Thanks!☺️
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@BexEyes Lol. I'm here to help. 😄
SW-User
Knowledge is so much fun, lol
midnightoker · 61-69, M
@SW-User nowledge is power..
SW-User
@midnightoker This post has made me a better person than I was before reading it.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@SW-User Awesome. That was my goal in posting this. 🙏
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Well.....not quite sure what to say about that. 🤪
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@pennynoodles Lol. Might be best to say nothing at all. 😅
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Rutterman · 46-50, M
@bijouxbroussard Hahaha. Don't you just love learning new stuff? 🤪 😅
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Rutterman · 46-50, M
@kingkyri 😅
Fantabulous · 46-50, F
Hee hee, that gave me a giggle 🤭
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@Fantabulous There's so much weirdness in the world. Sometimes all you can do is laugh at it.
Fantabulous · 46-50, F
@Rutterman lol, indeed. I must say its something I have always found quite strange, guys do like to do that and I always thought #AWKWARD 😅
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@Fantabulous 😅 🤣
Peaches · F
Okay...now I've heard it all!🤣
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@Peaches 😅 😆
SW-User
😂 Now I see, u want this 😂
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@SW-User 😆 Noooo...just thought others might want to know what to call this thing they're probably already doing. 🤪
SW-User
@Rutterman yeah sure 😉
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@SW-User 😅 🤣
ChampagneOnIce · 51-55, F
Hahahahaha!
Rutterman · 46-50, M
Sounds like a reply word to a Canadian, Tom Green, putting his bum on strange places.

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Rutterman · 46-50, M
@Elandra77 Hahaha! They really should come up with a term for this.
@Rutterman Agree. The Dutch can't let Canada claim this! lol
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@Elandra77 Lol. Absolutely not. 😄

 
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