I Am a Liar

Probably the most demonized and undervalued human ability. Lying is like a magic wand that grants you short cuts through out life. It sure as hell can get you places. And if you apply it consistently and skillfully it can get you far, very far.

Besides, it's never boring. It's always fun and exciting lying right to someone's face, with a straight face (no pun intended). The excitement of getting caught or the prospects of lying are always there to spice up your life.

To lie is human, so is to err... but lying is never a mistake; it is deliberate. 😈