Without outrage, most of us would have nothing to do.
Maybe May 2021 can be International Outrage Month.
We will celebrate it by being outraged about random topics that are sure to incite. - I heard there are daycare centers using babies as shuffle board disks - I heard that there’s a gay man and a lesbian woman getting married to be each other’s beard - can you believe what Kanye said? - there’s a tranny in the public bathroom!
That way, we can forget about paying attention to our children. We don’t have to worry about actually learning about the people we elect. Don’t worry about taking care of yourself when there’s some outrageous diet to follow.
Being outraged allows us to hide from reality.
Also... and here’s the best part... you can be outraged by my hypocrisy for being outraged by people being outraged.