I Am a Slob

Im too lazy for hygiene. In any case i don't like the fresh smells and feelings you get from hygiene. It feels impersonal and alien whereas if im reeking to high heaven, basking in my own B.O. musk., i feel wonderful and in peak form. Wish i had someone else who also preferred to let their natural odors and habits (such as picking and eating boogers and such) to hang with or even talk with.