I Wish I Had Better Teeth

As Mom Always Said "big Teeth Don't Fit In A Small Mouth" :)... I had a little problem growing up in that my dad's side of the family tended towards small mouths, while mom's had large teeth. End result, my teeth are totally misaligned. And if that isn't enough, mom's side also had yellow enamel. Luckily, I only got it in bands, but my sister got it completely. No amount of whitening, bleaching, or cleaning can change it. I should have had braces, but my parents could afford glasses or braces, but not both. So they chose glasses which was a good choice considering how blind I am without them (Imagine only being able to see one foot away from your eyes and everything else beyond is a blur - that's me :) ). That's OK though, because I just don't grin widely much except amongst friends or family who are used to my jack'o lantern grin.