I Want To Share With You The Many Ways My Husband Irritates Me

The horse does the work and the coachman gets tipped.... Cleaning
When he cleans the house, he always starts in one room, which is a great strategy when done properly. He can clean three rooms before I can even clean one! How does he do this, you ask? He takes everything that does not belong in that room, which adds up to quite a bit when two children live in the house, and he just piles it all into an adjacent room… So not only does he get to unload the lion’s share of clutter from his room, hacking tons of time off of his clock, he is also adding time to mine because he ALWAYS shoves his clutter into the room I happen to be cleaning. On top of all that, he then has to bring up the fact that he cleaned that room all by himself, when really; all he did was move its contents out. Like a kid who does not want to eat his dinner, he slyly hands it to the dog under the table and just pushes around what he has left on his plate. He doesn't even throw the garbage in the trash can. This last time he cleaned the gameroom,  he put it all in a bag and stuck it in the room I was cleaning