Is he scared he'll catch 'the gay'

Don't joke about this, it's serious business. I had a friend that once caught the gay and went to see the doctor to get cured but kissed him all of a sudden. Then the doctor caught it too and began reciprocating my friend's advances, until a nurse came along and scared them both with her immense chest. She administered them a shot each and they had to rest for a full week before they went back straight.

Like seriously don't make fun of serious diseases like this.

Was no joke.. 2016 and that homophobe needed help..

Its a disorder