Want to share sayings that you no longer hear?

Colder than a well digger's ass
Colder than a witch's teat in a brass bra
Worthless as teats on a bore
Uglier than the south end of cow going north
Dumber than a box of hammers (or in other words a liberal,socialist,snowflake)

Well, I’ll be a monkeys uncle
Colder than a well diggers behind
If the good Lords willing and the creeks don’t rise
You’re as crazy as a Bessy bug
That dog don’t fight
See ya later alligator
CAn ya dig it?

"Amid a shortage of crabs, even the claws taste good" (or something like that, because translated).

I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in the pan
And never ever let you forget you're a man.

Life's a b*tch then you marry one then you die

Are you English?

For whom the bell tolls

Great googly moogly.

Great Scott!