I Stink

Nah you most definitely smell way worse. I don't bathe very often but i am forced to by my parents. My armpits don't smell much right now but they can get very whiffy. My ass and junk are my next smelliest parts. If i actually went outside and wore my shoes for very long periods my feet would stink too. The only thing i lack is a smelly bellybutton. i dont know why but no matter how much i neglect to clean it and no matter how much i sweat it never stinks. Also walking around with warm smushed poop in your pants (which you also wet) would make a big stink. You are a god amongst stink lovers. The only thing that could make you smell even worse is if you rubbed yourself on a cows behind as it farted and pooped and got sprayed by a skunk but that'd be a stink for a special occasion

@lifty4ever: I probably stink the most out of ALL of you. I am always about every day getting skunked since skunks are extremely common and the people I work with don't mind the smell neither does my wife and kids I am pretty much ALWAYS REEKING OF SKUNK!!! I really love the scent and I can give people the gift of the stench because people who get near me the smell gets on their clothes and are now ruined but hey, it's one of the prices to reek of skunk. I'm proud of my skunky reek and i do take showers daily just to get rid of the BO so I can be 100% skunk smell. And after the shower I get sprayed one more time. The smell is beautiful when other people would say infernal but hey, not my problem I love to stink of skunk!

@SkunkedForLIfe: I don't know about you stinking the most, I smell like a cow barn 24/7. I wear the same jeans for a month or more at a time. I smell pretty bad all the time, but I love smelling like a cow barn.

@Smellyjeans: true, but it's pretty hard to out stink skunk. So I don't know

Well we both stink they way we enjoy. I love being a stinking barn smelling farmer.

@Smellyjeans: yah. Skunk spray and cow barn smells different. But still I love to reek.