I Hate My Mother

First she would say how much she loves me, how I'm her most wonderful present, how she would always support me... and then she would start drinking, insulting me, my father (who I hate too), my friends... she would yell at me, twist my words, tell me to shut up although she started it all...
Thanks mom. Thanks for this awesome life that I live with you, thanks for making my birthday so amazing and yeah...

Wow, even when I'm being sarcastic my "positive" words for her disgust me.