I Know That Nice Guys Still Exist

...There is a 1% chance that nice guys still exist. There's always hope I guess, by the way before anyone says anything, no, I am not by definition a "nice guy" I insult people, everyone actually, however at the same time I'm polite and respectful towards others (unless they aren't towards me)

I mean romantically of course I'm nice, not a bad boy, which most women apparently go ga-ga for. But if you're my friend, you better have a sense of humor/high self esteem because I insult, tease and make fun of you A LOT! Anyways point is, yeah there are nice guys out there, but there are only a few, I've been lucky enough to have met three