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Political Joke:

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband to, "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it...

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it..... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You're a politician," this time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."
51-55, M
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Nov 2, 2016
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NCCindy · 31-35, F
I love it
Flenflyys · 26-30, F
Lol!
Bubbles · 31-35, F
Lol!!
Myzery · 36-40, F
Fantastic! 😂
marsbar · F
😂😂😂
HoraceGreenley · 51-55, M
Well it is election season!
marsbar · F
@HoraceGreenley: Perfect timing then

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