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A man is driving down the road with a bunch of penguins in the back seat of his car. The police stop him and tell the man that he cannot drive down the road with that many penguins in his car, it’s illegal. They inform him that he needs to take the penguins to the zoo right away. He is pulled over again the following day by the same police officer when the officer notices all the penguins still in the man’s car. He says to the man, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!” to which the man replies, “I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies.”
51-55, M
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Oct 28, 2016
doctorlove · M
PeanutsauntieP1982 · 36-40, F
marsbar · F
Haha. Cute
HoraceGreenley · 51-55, M
i posted several other jokes this evening Mars, if you want to check them out.
marsbar · F
@HoraceGreenley: I'm doing just that Gilligan. :)

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