I Love Jokes
People seem down tonight, so I thought I'd try a little joke to cheer people up.
A man owns a bar, and one of his waitresses quit. so he put an ad in the paper to find a new waitress, and three young woman answered his ad. He had all three come to his bar, one at a time for an interview. To be fair, he asked each of them the same question.
"It's last call, and the house lights are turned up and you notice a $20 bill on the floor. What do you do?"
The first woman said, "I pick it up and walk around asking the customers if anyone is missing a $20 bill."
The second women said, "I pick it up and put it in the tip bucket so all the employees can share it."
The third woman said, "I pick it up and put it in my pocket."
Which woman should the bar owner hire?
A: the one with the biggest boobs.
A man owns a bar, and one of his waitresses quit. so he put an ad in the paper to find a new waitress, and three young woman answered his ad. He had all three come to his bar, one at a time for an interview. To be fair, he asked each of them the same question.
"It's last call, and the house lights are turned up and you notice a $20 bill on the floor. What do you do?"
The first woman said, "I pick it up and walk around asking the customers if anyone is missing a $20 bill."
The second women said, "I pick it up and put it in the tip bucket so all the employees can share it."
The third woman said, "I pick it up and put it in my pocket."
Which woman should the bar owner hire?
A: the one with the biggest boobs.
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