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I Am Just Saying

So a lady named Kathy finally got a job at Subway after weeks of not working.

To celebrate, she decided to throw a party and invite people. She started drinking Smirnoff Ice and asked her boyfriend to celebrate with her.

The boyfriend said, no. I guess he's more of Qizzno's guy. This got Kathy angry and made her throw lighter fluid on her boyfriend.

Not only that, she began to throw lit matches at him attempting to catch him on fire. What a way to celebrate!

The boyfriend ran outside and Kathy chased him still throwing lit matches. Finally the police were called and Kathy was arrested.

No word on whether Subway will still hire her or not but the boyfriend says he will not break up with Kathy.
greenmountaingal · 70-79, F
Apparently it's a warm relationship.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
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raysam363 · 31-35, F
Florida Man has a challenger I see.
SW-User
@raysam363 Hahaha
Yeah, and theyll play out that drama again amd again till one day - it ain't a game no more, amd he's on life support with half his body Burnt and she's arrested.

Fucked up drama queens
SW-User
@BoobooSnafu hahahaha Maybe he likes the pain
@SW-User Haha?🤨

Not really - I've known someone this happened to..this is a disaster waiting to happen, not a movie.
Budwick · 70-79, M
[quote]but the boyfriend says he will not break up with Kathy.[/quote]

Of course not!
Kathy's got a job! 🤣
SW-User
@Budwick Maybe hahaha
Eternity · 26-30, M
I sure hope they dont reproduce.
SW-User
@Eternity hahahaha I think it's stable enough
Eternity · 26-30, M
@SW-User you sound like the guy who designed the leaning tower of peza
SW-User
@Eternity hahahahaha
Welp. Loyalty is important...
SW-User
@Mamapolo2016 hahaha Must be
Celt43 · 46-50, M
Kathy has problems!
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@Celt43 Yeah, everyone knows matches are the worst to use
acpguy · C
He must appreciate a "hot" date?
SW-User
@BettyBeez I guess he likes the thrill

 
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