I Need to Say This

I am crankity, crank, crank, cranky today with the shitty, shit, shits. I am ready to rip someone's eyes out and devour their raw soul with my bare hands. I'm on a war path fuelled with raging hormones and PMT scarier than any 5 eyed fairytale monster you've seen.

But get me on a good day, and I'm really nice. I promise.

Gee, I feel so much better after getting that out of my system.

Ugh. Man, I feel like a woman 😬