I Am A Skunkseeker
I stink. I am currently sitting on my front step writing this on my phone while still wearing my sprayed clothing. Well, I suppose SOME of the spray got my clothing, but most of it hit my neck/face/eyes (oww).
I have the place to myself for four days so I decided to go out skunk hunting. A new fast food restaurant recently opened up near my place and I guess they're not very good at containing their garbage as there are constantly animals sniffing around at night. I walked around the back of the building and sure enough there was a cute little skunk chowing down on some fries. Even after the several sprayings I've had now, I still get butterflies every time I walk towards that blast of stink. I didn't have to get very close before he whipped his tail up in warning, two more steps and bam. Straight to the face. Boy was that intense... by the time I could see again the stinker was gone, so there was no chance of getting a second spray, bummer...
Now I'm home, I stink, and I don't think I'm going to bother deskunking tonight, or maybe even tomorrow. Opinions?
I have the place to myself for four days so I decided to go out skunk hunting. A new fast food restaurant recently opened up near my place and I guess they're not very good at containing their garbage as there are constantly animals sniffing around at night. I walked around the back of the building and sure enough there was a cute little skunk chowing down on some fries. Even after the several sprayings I've had now, I still get butterflies every time I walk towards that blast of stink. I didn't have to get very close before he whipped his tail up in warning, two more steps and bam. Straight to the face. Boy was that intense... by the time I could see again the stinker was gone, so there was no chance of getting a second spray, bummer...
Now I'm home, I stink, and I don't think I'm going to bother deskunking tonight, or maybe even tomorrow. Opinions?
26-30, F
