I Am A Skunkseeker

so today i went on a moring walk with my dog reeking beautifully and i was enjoying my smell and my dog was still trying to get used to it. my mom called my dog back to his doghouse while i kept walking. i noticed the smell was a little stronger which means one thing. there was a skunk around. i knew i had to get that reek on me so i started to look for it. a while later i finnaly found the little stinker and i walked towards it. i had my gloves on already and the skunk saw me. the skunk stomped on its feet so i played along and did the same thing. than i got a spray on the face. a little got in the eye but not enough to burn it i just had to blink once and i ran after the skunk and caught it. the skunk didnt try to bite me and sprayed me again on the chest. i took off my glove and patted its rump getting a pretty big spray on it. and i got a couple more sprays and let it go. the smell was amazing. i sniffed it several times enjoying reeking even more and came back to my tent. i put my gloves back on so i couldnt contaminate anymore things but my dog being the dog he is sniffed the smell and was rubbing himself all over my skunked spots. i still think he is a weird dog but i love him as he loves me. my parents keep trying to give me those baths but i dont intend of getting it off anytime soon so after i look for skunks. now i really reek and its so distracting typing this and im so glad i decided to get sprayed. sure when i have to go to school will be slightly embarasing but i know for a fact my best friend actually has always wanted to get sprayed because his dog has been sprayed a lot and he wants that stink on him so he will enjoy my scent considering he is in almost all of my classes. and than recently it started to snow and now as im looking out there is a considerable amount of snow but i dont care for the cold because my core temperature is actually higher which results too being used to the cold temperatures and i have discovered for me if i wear a heavy coat for all of school for about a week the core temperature slowly gets higher. so im used to it. its fun to play in the snow reeking of skunk! but yesterday i did eat too much so i did throw up for 2 hours (not fun) so i kinda needed the extra spray. ah its so hard to type this with my smell its hypnotic really. ah i love to reek like this.