I Am A Skunkseeker

Ok. So a couple hours ago I snuck out since I did have to sleep in a tent outside, I went out and went to the area with the skunks. I knew I couldn't go far because with my smell gone my parents will know I'm gone. But I grabbed my flashlight and gloves and headed off. After learning from my phone how to hold a skunk right I knew I was pretty much ready. I was walking for a while and the smell got a little stronger. I smelled a skunk. I go towards the scent and find one big skunk. I run towards it and it stomped and I lunged and grabbed its tail keeping my hand safe from biting. It sprayed me on the chest. The smell exploded and was super powerful. I decided to patt its rump a little and it sprayed my face (not the eyes). I rub it all over and the skunk sprayed one more time on my arm. I let the skunk go reeking so much I had to get used to the scent and headed home. I still REEK. And I can't get any sleep the smell is so great. My dog had to stay outside with me because later my dog.. XD he went outside to go and chased a skunk. And it sprayed him in the face so he is with me. Now he is rubbing himself all over me getting the stink. Later, I tried to sleep with my skunky dog but our stench was too powerful. I kept putting my nose up to his head sniffing that skunky goodness. My parents have managed to get sleep. But now I reek so good it's amazing....