I Want to Make Friends

So heres the thing, there are almost 65K respected ladies and respected gentlemen on here as well as couple thousands on other "i need someone to talk to" and bunch of other stuff which arises one f****** brilliant thought of mine..


Why cant you all befriend each other and live happily ? Just pick someone randomly from the list of people on here and say hi or whats up or youve got a nice booty, pff i dont know how people strike up a chat nowadays lol.. Main point is, you dont need a story to respond to it or message its author, yeah life is..too short i guess ? So yeah, you do just that and see how things will turn up well for ya..

Dont thank me, i take cash and cheque..or nobel peace prize lol