I Have A Lot Of Anger Stored Up In Me

There's a huge part of me that would love to be attacked on the street, because it would give me an excuse to make a citizen's arrest and put the attacker(s) in prison. It's something I wish for in the same way that a lot of people wish to randomly find a 20 dollar bill on the ground - I'm not holding my breath for it, but if it happens then that would be awesome.