I Have Never Had a Girlfriend

@SW-User Oh, I don't know. I don't think the "right" relationship would be dumb, not that I've ever found it. But, I'm hopeful.

@MrMonnyPenny Im here all week 😘

I was hoping this was about companionship now idk haha

@Braziliannut I was on about pets 😂

@PhoenixPhail true, but I’m a sci fi nerd, so I had to go there.

@BigbangFACTS Me, too, but nothing beats a good blow-up doll. However, I lost the last one I had. One night I bit her on the titty and she farted and flew out the window. I haven't seen her since. I didn't mean to put so much pressure on her.

@PhoenixPhail 😂

Wow! They’re usually loyal. You got too rough with her man

What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done @Braziliannut

What I am about to say to you 😉 idk don't put me on the spot haha

Haha it’s a difficult one. I’m trying to think myself. I did once put a heart in my friends pocket in a biology lesson 😬.

yeah somewhat different 'not being in a proper relationship' and 'still being a virgin'!

@GeniUs huh?