I Have Never Eaten a Sibling I called my sisters snack game weak when she offered me popcorn. She...it's 1 am...I can't fit this much food into my body. She also insisted that she "shake the nuts"
I Have Never Eaten a SiblingMy 14 year old sister told me she can't trust me and thinks I'm always judging her. I'd like to say that didn't hurt my feelings but it did. I didn't really know what to say to her. She couldn't give me an answer on why she doesn't trust me but...See More »
I Have Never Eaten a SiblingAw. 5 year old is sick, poor thing. She munched on some French fries and fell asleep on the couch right after coming home from kindergarten. She snores. 😅 She also sometimes laughs maniacally in her sleep so I'm hoping she just continues to snore. No...See More »
I Have Never Eaten a SiblingShe told me my life is uninteresting and she wouldn't waste her time spying on me. The oven is still on...🤔
I Have Never Eaten a Sibling The glitter came out of an ornament my youngest sister made at school. Now the floor is pretty.
I Have Never Eaten a SiblingShe lost the hot hands game. Her hands are quite red. Then she jumped on my back and let me just say, ow. My spine was not designed for that.
I Have Never Eaten a SiblingFrom now on anything I post about my siblings will be in this group. That said, I have a hot hands date with one of them. So cute. She's never played with me before. Prepare for pain little sis. Learn how it's done. 😈
I Have Never Eaten a SiblingI never knew a five year old could be so smug. If an adult acted the way this little child acts my hand would probably fly right across their face. Ah but five year olds don't quite understand the same way. So a corner it is. And an explanation of...See More »
I Have Never Eaten a SiblingBut if she keeps drawing on my things with permanent markers I just might.
I Have Never Eaten a SiblingPSA: Pizza crusts are now called "pizza bones". This had been a Public Service Announcement courtesy of a 5 year old.
I Have Never Eaten a SiblingSometimes I seriously consider it. One of the twerps woke me up by rustling a chip bag. The oven is pretty big...