I Want You To Write A Poem Off-the-cuff Right Here Right Now
(Chorus spoof from Eminem - clean out closet)
Woke up early morning so you could walk to work a mile away,
12 hours 7 days ensured your kids and family didn't disarray
hoping for a better life for us yes you did pray,
Now 27 sorry father I must say this to you today
Am sorry father! I didn't mean to hurt you
I didn't mean to make you upset, (What!? Not gonna use cry)!
but your son is a professional gambler.
Daddy you are the number one for me and always will be,
But 20 years later is a different world I see,
may you always love me this I plea,
if you don't then I'll be guilty!
Am sorry father! I didn't mean to hurt you,
I didn't mean to make you upset,
but your son is a professional gambler.
Mum and dad you need to know am a heavy better,
I have secretly known to be a heavy seller,
Even my big sister I will never tell her,
but today I am loaded more than the retailer (well, not really just needed a rhyme).
Am sorry father! I didn't mean to hurt you,
I didn't mean to make you upset,
but your son is a professional gambler.
Woke up early morning so you could walk to work a mile away,
12 hours 7 days ensured your kids and family didn't disarray
hoping for a better life for us yes you did pray,
Now 27 sorry father I must say this to you today
Am sorry father! I didn't mean to hurt you
I didn't mean to make you upset, (What!? Not gonna use cry)!
but your son is a professional gambler.
Daddy you are the number one for me and always will be,
But 20 years later is a different world I see,
may you always love me this I plea,
if you don't then I'll be guilty!
Am sorry father! I didn't mean to hurt you,
I didn't mean to make you upset,
but your son is a professional gambler.
Mum and dad you need to know am a heavy better,
I have secretly known to be a heavy seller,
Even my big sister I will never tell her,
but today I am loaded more than the retailer (well, not really just needed a rhyme).
Am sorry father! I didn't mean to hurt you,
I didn't mean to make you upset,
but your son is a professional gambler.