I Love My Morning Wood

My Wife decided years ago that we would make love each morning. We go to bed early and we wake up early so we can spend time with one another in the mornings and yes it is delightful.

I love to sit in malls and watch people. It is a game. I make up stories about who the people are in real life and what kind of sex I wpuldxthink they would have. :) i know I'm a freak.

@fun..Yes of course... one end sucks and the other blows..
There is some confusion in this regard, but I don't mind either...

Giggles. He likes when I help him. ;)

@fun.... Yes I have been known to publish some of my works...
But only to a select audience..
Pinterest is a bit to overwhelming for me...
So much going on... So many people...
It reminds me off a mall...
And I don't like those either...

My wife loves it in the morning she's a morning girl for sure I wish she was here now because I have night wood very very bad

I do sometimes hire someone on a short time basis to do some polishing and other chores for me buy mostly its DIY...

The description in Urban dictionary was already enough, Fungirl, I know how it looks lol.

@fun... A good vacuuming is often very helpful too but I don't have my own, so I have to outsource!

Oh yes. I particularly love polishing the hardwoods in the morning. I have a great pride in ownership. ;)

@fun.... He is lucky to have someone like you...
I always have to polish my own wood... 😐

@fungirlmmm
You are the very definition of a wife and handy helpmate!!

I could use some help...

@annie...
That's not quite the way I pictured it but....

Oh yes that was great I feel much better now

Ahhh... yes Carpentry can be so rewarding!

I'll be polishing mine very shortly

;) bet you saw some great pic king

I love my morning wood chopping. ;)

Lol wolf. I hope it all comes out great.

I'll bet he does. Lucky man :)

Best way to wake up

Oh what a good girl :)

Aww thank you darling.

Haha, had to google this....

You know DIY is very popular these days so you should be proud of yourself. Maybe you could post a Pinterest tutorial even.

Always? You know they make wood polishes now that I hear do a superb job.

Giggles, oh Cranky Franky... You need to get your wood polished to a sheen. ;)

I hear one should blow out the pipes too.

Aww thank you. I love the photo.

I'm off to bed. Be back soon.

Lmbo sorrym