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Not at all xD. 🍕🍕

I'm pretty sure they are. Stop stealing my pizzas, gawd. xD

XD no. Heyy no, you're stealing my pizzas! You broke into my vault and took a million slices. :c

Noo, you stole those million slices from my infinite pizza generator. It can make any pizza, any time. It's okay, be jealous.. xD

You stole that generator from me xD. And then while you were stealing it, you forgot to take a part of it and so you can't make pizzas with it XD.

Sure i did, lucky i brought two generators. Phew.. Guess i'll be having loads of pizza tonight. Yum, i can smell it already xD

Amg xD. Perhaps you don't know, but the second one is a fake ;p.
Plus when you were busy getting the second one, I got the first one, fitted it's missing part and noww, pizzas for meee xD

Well you probably didn't know but when you was busy typing all that comment to me, i stole it back and locked it safely inside my super safe. Pizza for mee now xD

I cannot win xD. Fine, you have the machine :p, but be sure to give me some pizzas. Like 99%. XD

You knew that you couldn't win from the start ;p I keep the machine forever, and don't bother trying to steal it back. Mhm, i'm alright. I would but giving away pizza is against the pizzairian laws sorry.. xD

No haha, I may still win xD. I will try stealing it back sometime ;p. Awh :c no problem, I have some of my own XD 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

Alright hah, good luck then x3 I will hire ninjas who will attack anyone who tries to steal them. They're your own aka the pizzas you stole from me and didn't give back xD

What, how xD. Noo, I'm not afraid of any ninjas or anything, I'll steal em anyway xD

Are you sure? They will attack you in your sleep and take all your pizzas whilst they're at it xD

Yes, I knew that. So I built up q system that will stop them, turn them into pizzas, and bring them to me xD

You're evil, how could you do that?! ;o Those ninjas had lives as well, what will their families say once i tell them that they've turned into pizza? xD

Don't worry, I won't eat them xd. I will transfer them to their families. I'm not evillll XD. I will ask ransom from their families though, and that will be pizzas :p

Yes you are, stealing pizzas from me is evilllll. I'll teleport you to a parallel world where pizzas eat humans, see how you like it xD

Amg that'd be awesome xD. I'll eat them all before they eat me xD

If you say soo, more pizza in this world for me then xD

But no, there will be 7 billion pizzas in that world XD

But only one of you, oh and i forgot to mention that they all taste like human and you taste like pizza. So i guess you better watch your back. 7 billion pizzas will be out to eat youuu.

Omg xD. Fine, I'll get eaten then xD. But I wonder how the pizzas will eat me, where is their mouth XD

Hm. Somewhere unexpected, so then you can go to pizza heaven if you're good. But also pizza hell if you're bad, which you probably are. cx

Pizza hell then yesss xD. Does that place have.. pizzas XD?