I Am Going to Say Something Controversial

Can I just say something regarding Christmas music? Well guess what I'm doing it anyway because I have a microphone and you don't so you have to listen to every damn word I have to say! EAT IT. Anyway half these dudes sound like they're 10000 years old about to croak while singing these songs. Damn can't you try to sound a little more alive while singing White Christmas or something?