I Like a Good Joke
This morning on the way to work I wasn't really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights the driver got out and he said, "I'm not happy." And I said, "Well, who are you then?" Lol
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TheOrionbeltseeker · 36-40, M
There were 2 friends Tim and Jim. Both were at the railway station waiting at the platform for the train to arrive.
Train was about to come and Jim jumps on the railway track where the train was about to come.
Tim shouts "what are you doing man? Train is just about to arrive.
Jim shouts back " Hey Tim, come here fast, jump right now, I got to hear an announcement that train is arriving on platform no 2 and we were standing [b]at the platform [/b] so I jumped on the railway track from the platform to save myself"
Train was about to come and Jim jumps on the railway track where the train was about to come.
Tim shouts "what are you doing man? Train is just about to arrive.
Jim shouts back " Hey Tim, come here fast, jump right now, I got to hear an announcement that train is arriving on platform no 2 and we were standing [b]at the platform [/b] so I jumped on the railway track from the platform to save myself"
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JavaJoe · 51-55, M
@suchaslife reminds me of the time I was hit from behind in traffic on the interstate highway. Girl was totally apologetic, etc.... I got out and looked at the minimal damage to the bumper and said. “No worries, but be more careful”. I felt like her father, the way I was being all kind to her. 😂
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in10RjFox · M
Hahaha.. did he get the joke ? You should have said "hey! You must be Mr.Unhappy then.. I know everyone mistakes you for your twin brother happy "...