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Why did the calculus book win the Nobel Peace Prize for trying to reduce racial tensions?
It taught about integration!
It taught about integration!
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Hickory, Dickery, Dock.
Three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
The other two escaped with minor injuries.
Hickory,Dickery, Dock.
The dog thought his name was Damnit, as in, "Sit, Dammnit! Stay, Damnit! Come HERE, Damnit!"
Dad was working on the garage and thought he could use some help.
"Dennis," he called, "What are you doing?"
"Helping Margie," came the reply.
Margie, what are you doing?" Dad asked her.
"Nothing," Margie replied.
Three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
The other two escaped with minor injuries.
Hickory,Dickery, Dock.
The dog thought his name was Damnit, as in, "Sit, Dammnit! Stay, Damnit! Come HERE, Damnit!"
Dad was working on the garage and thought he could use some help.
"Dennis," he called, "What are you doing?"
"Helping Margie," came the reply.
Margie, what are you doing?" Dad asked her.
"Nothing," Margie replied.