I Have Written a Short Story
The continuing adventures of Sexpest Magician:
"Now, for my next trick I'm going to make something disappear"
*Audience gasps*
"It's my penis"
*Audience rolls eyes*
"And I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience. A female volunteer"
*Audience files out*
"Now, for my next trick I'm going to make something disappear"
*Audience gasps*
"It's my penis"
*Audience rolls eyes*
"And I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience. A female volunteer"
*Audience files out*

