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I Love Pickup Lines

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

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What do you say we go out and get some pizza and then go back to my place for some cheap, meaningless sex?

When the woman says "No" or some other expression of disgust, I reply:

"What's a matter? You don't like pizza?"