I Am Sorry, But I Fondled Your Profile While You Slept
Yeah, well....I admit this has happened before, but never quite like this.
You feisty little profile, you......
You were practically begging for it.....I could see it in your headlines and titles....the way you minced your words....and those agonizing double entendres....ugh!
Well, I'm not ashamed to say, I didn't just fondle....
Fondle sounds so timid and gentle.
Hahaha....no way.....I probed, smacked, ravaged, bit and tied up your sexy little profile until it begged me for mercy!!!!
Good thing we established a safe word before we began.
You feisty little profile, you......
You were practically begging for it.....I could see it in your headlines and titles....the way you minced your words....and those agonizing double entendres....ugh!
Well, I'm not ashamed to say, I didn't just fondle....
Fondle sounds so timid and gentle.
Hahaha....no way.....I probed, smacked, ravaged, bit and tied up your sexy little profile until it begged me for mercy!!!!
Good thing we established a safe word before we began.
