I Have Annoying Neighbors
Or when I use to have neighbors, but that was a long time ago. It wasn't the adults but rather the children, mostly a boy that I knew during Elementary whose name was Mario. Mario and his siblings (he had four) were annoying, they would always throw their toys over our fence until one day my parents decided to throw them away. Even though where I lived at the time had sidewalks to walk on, Mario and one of his brothers would always walk across our front lawn smiling at us from a distance. There is a saying, "he had a punchable face", and he did, though I never got to. But there will always be one incident where I felt karma finally kicked this dude in the butt. One morning, my Mom and I found Mario on the right hand corner of his backyard and his Mom was standing outside on the patio with a belt. We could see the fright on his face. Apparently he threw a rock at a cyclist. Best 15 minutes of my life.