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December 25. 2017

The following was found through an investigation of the proceedings of Star Bores: Social Justice Warriors in Space: Episode 8, Attack of the Feminazis. No Bothans were injured in the discovery of this information.

The Making of MaRey Sue

Operation Chimera

Abstract:
Through a combination of decades of selective breeding and genetic engineering via a joint effort of Kathleen “The Krack-Head” Kennedy and Plagueis Labs an effective prototype has been developed and fielded.
Summary of Development
Genetic material was extracted from a number of leading force users including Kanan, Ezra, possibly Starkiller, Ventris, Ashoka, Mara Jade (http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=801952 ).
The extracts were then spliced with the gametes of Darth Plagueis who copulated with the host mother. A suitable vessel for the development of the embryo was found in the person of Jyn Erso who having been thought dead in RO would not be expected to serve this function. She was selected due to having a suitable look and DP liked her spunk, resolve, and determination.
Delivery Dramatization. KK with pointed ears twitching and hard eyes glinting, and a sly smile curling across her malevolent face, stepped over the low threshold to the birthing chamber. Says DP I see my want ad “Evil dark lord and mad scientist seeks manor with serfs on residence. A castle with keep and tower equipped with a well-stocked laboratory and staffed with competent mininions is expected on the premises.” was well received. “Yes, your services have been much appreciated.”
Mz Krack-Head takes a look at the doe-eyed infant who smiles back at her innocently. “So shall release this weaponized swf on Jakku then.” Yes replies Plagueis. “After the fall of the empire security here has been compromised. A suitable cover has been found. None will be the wiser. This little one is something of a succubus. She gains skills by drawing them from the minds of those around her.”
“Excellent says KK. She is perfect.”
Folks feel free to add and run with this. You can reach me Geoffrey Harris at jebediah456@yahoo.com to share ideas. Thanks.
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