My stupid brain : "bro , just eat the cheese, it'll be fine"

2 hours later:
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH, WHY DO YOU HURT ME SO??!?!

...The word 'cramp' just doesn't feel expressive enough, tbh I can get where you ladies are coming from when you say cramps feel like someone keeps punching you in the gut, endlessly....