I Am A Germaphobe
*ahem*
A tune.
Tis the season to be leery
Falalalala, lalala
Time where everyone is a'coughing
There's the sneezes, there's the barfing, stepping in everyone's personal space
Falalalala, lalala
Little kids with sick, grubby hands
Everyone with careless touching --
The flu? Malaria? Or even a new disease? Oh shi--
Falalalala, la-la la laa
Propelling Thanksgiving turkey
in front of family,
Or perhaps
Grandma Mimi's famous pump-kin-pie
Tis the season to wash, hideaway and scre-eam
Falalalala
... while scrubbing one's hands and dousing oneself in bleach wipes
Falalalala la la, lalaa.
A tune.
Tis the season to be leery
Falalalala, lalala
Time where everyone is a'coughing
There's the sneezes, there's the barfing, stepping in everyone's personal space
Falalalala, lalala
Little kids with sick, grubby hands
Everyone with careless touching --
The flu? Malaria? Or even a new disease? Oh shi--
Falalalala, la-la la laa
Propelling Thanksgiving turkey
in front of family,
Or perhaps
Grandma Mimi's famous pump-kin-pie
Tis the season to wash, hideaway and scre-eam
Falalalala
... while scrubbing one's hands and dousing oneself in bleach wipes
Falalalala la la, lalaa.