I Am Cynical

I'm a Flat Earther. I get a lot of stares from people when I state this then comes the inevitable, "Why?"
So I answer, :
"As an Atheist, one day I realized the people who believed in bullshit were happier than me. So I started the search of some bullshit to believe in. Flat Earth seemed the most sensible and harmless of the options available." : )