I had no idea there were this many kinds of Spam!!

Everyone knows that, after roswell, the government had to hide the alien invasion, so they took the alien cadavers and they added salt, cut them up, and put them in cans. Called it SPAM.
Sliced, Processed Alien Meat.
And that makes me a sad panda.

😖

sweat some onions down and caramalize them
add the spam and voila!
add 3 pickled jalapenos slices
spam heaven for the poor

Looks delicious

I'd be too fussy to try any of it.

Yep, all that and more...

There really are, now. I don’t personally care for any of them, but the variety is there, unlike when I had to take Spam and mayonnaise sandwiches to school in my lunch. 🤢