Just hand me the god damn menu please.

Lately there has been this horrible trend in restaurants making customers look at their menu via a QR code on their phone. People end up scrolling through their phones (because hey we all need more phone time...) and it needs to stop.

I want a menu that I can flip over and casually gaze from one part to the other. I don't need a hyperlink to the entree section. Just stop with the digital menu and please give me a physical object to browse with. Is that too much to ask??