No, but I've been in handcuffs plenty of times 😎

Almost when I got stopped for driving with a flat tyre

Like in the movie Stripes, have you been convicted of a felony? Pause no never convicted!

They have to find the bodies, first 🙊

Yeth 👀

Beat up 2 men in a street fight. They said i used excessive force. Bull shit the one had a broken bottle. He asked for it

Unfortunately a few times in my younger days.. wbu?

Yeah, by a black cop and I didn't bitch and moan

Nope, and never fined either.

Nearly but we moved quickly

Nope. Never will be, either.

Yes, I have been

Yes more than once

Fuck the police !!

I shit on the street once

Yep.

Yep

Not yet

No.