I Have Siblings

Right. My birthday is July 5th, we celebrated on the 4th this year since I have work and such. We're watching fireworks and my 5 year old sister got upset. She couldnt understand why the world seemed to be celebrating my birthday and they don't celebrate hers. She wants fireworks on her birthday too, of course.
So.
I told her they weren't celebrating my birthday but instead celebrating the day humans broke free from alien captivity. Just happened to be at the same time. She accepted that and reminded me to hide my belly button.