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I Get Bitten By Mosquitos

I just squashed a big ol mosquito on the screen, heh heh, sad mosquito
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RIP poor mosquito, brutally murdered but not forgotten. 2018-2018
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful probably was gonna die anyways much sooner rather than later judging by it's lifespan xD
@wakanda4eva but now it died with no dignity 😢😢😢
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful nah iz still laying majestically on my screen, I should probably clean it off but I feel too accomplished in life with that dat pesky ded little thing smiling back at me
@wakanda4eva you monster 😢😢😢 you will be relegated to mosquito in your next life
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful yo that would be straight up karma xD but I haven't killed a mosquito in a long time tho, I just wake up with bites all over me
@wakanda4eva then don’t squash them, bite them back! Show em who’s boss 😎
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful I'm not sure what universe ur on, maybe if I was like a fetus, but even then no way in hell I'd be able to do that lol, especially while they was still alive
@wakanda4eva 😂😂that’s the challenge! Catch one in your mouth
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful who do you think I am ?!?! lolol nahhh man I can't even catch food coming straight into my mouth, like I need a full facial cleanse after eating food
@wakanda4eva 😅 I bet sleeping sxarlet had a mosquito in her mouth once 😏😏😏
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful I got more than that 😏 heh heh heh
@wakanda4eva more than one mosquito in your mouth or more places where mosquitoes are climbing inside you 😱😱😂
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful WHoaaa!!!👀 hold ur horses there!!! this ain't a mosquito x human porno JEEZUS😂
@wakanda4eva 😂😂😂😂😂 you left it open to interpretation with the heh heh heh, your fault :p
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful na ahhh!! 😤 I always sleep with blueberries in my mouth so that my sweet dreams are accompanied by a sweet tooth 😌
@wakanda4eva so that you can attract the fruit bats instead 🦇🦇🦇
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful yeah xD and then they can eat the mosquitos in my mouth too, let's have a whole party in here!!
@wakanda4eva ooh ooh am I invited? I’ll bring snacks
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful Idk if I can trust you with tryna put mosquitos in all of mah holes 😒
@wakanda4eva come on pleeeeeeeeeeeeeez if I stay in your mouth I can’t reach the other holes
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful Nahhh xD I can't trust you, ur frog tongue would probably be going all over the place! you can be like the bouncer at the party 👍
@wakanda4eva I’ll gatecrash 😠 and I’ll bring some cockroaches
wakanda4eva · 26-30, F
@Mildreadful Fineee Fineeee 😅 no cockroaches at this party please, iz already so hectic, you can be like the one serving drinks
@wakanda4eva I’ll drink all the drinks 😍 mosquitoes don’t need it anyway they can just drink your blood