I Broke Up With My Boyfriend
I broke up with my last boyfriend because he was too impractical. I couldn't marry him because a lifetime would have been too much time with him. He was concerned with perfection. Everything had to be perfect for him so when he moved into my apartment he rearranged everything to be in an order that was perfect to him. Everything I own was in the wrong order for him and he became angry when he found something out of place. He yelled at me for using a pen and putting it back next to the wrong pen. It was out of order when I put it back in the cup.
I hated to travel with him. He refused to fly but the places where he travelled were too far to drive but he would drive anyway. He stopped only to fill the car and he never stopped to eat or sleep. We spent more time in the car than we did at our destination, then when we arrived he spent all of his time cleaning the car.
He loved to buy guns but he never wanted to go to the target range. Instead, he spent all of his time cleaning them. We went to target shooting once and that was the end of our relationship. I made him look bad because I hit all of the targets and he missed almost everything.
I hated to travel with him. He refused to fly but the places where he travelled were too far to drive but he would drive anyway. He stopped only to fill the car and he never stopped to eat or sleep. We spent more time in the car than we did at our destination, then when we arrived he spent all of his time cleaning the car.
He loved to buy guns but he never wanted to go to the target range. Instead, he spent all of his time cleaning them. We went to target shooting once and that was the end of our relationship. I made him look bad because I hit all of the targets and he missed almost everything.
31-35, F
