I Have Been Scalped By A Ruthless Barberette

@xixgun In my experience, the more beautiful the barberette, the shorter she cuts your hair, especially on the sides, regardless of your instructions. And if she thinks your cute, tells you have pretty eyes or anything of that nature, you won't be leaving with any sideburns whatsoever, just a patch of bluish-white skin by your ear where they used to be, nor will you recognize yourself in the mirror for weeks.