I Have No Friends and Need Some Friends

Man...I'm sad, I have no friends except for a mentally challenged guy and a southern girl. My neighbor hates me, and my other neighbor is homeless, he practically lives under a rock, I got a terrible job at a local burger place as a cook, and the only thing my boss cares about is money. And not to mention his whale of a daughter. And worst of all I live in a pineapple under the sea.