I Like To Give Advice

Fashion Advice for the Ladies. Dear ladies. As a male I generally have no right to tell you what to wear, or how. It's your bodies, your clothes, you do You and I support that. That said though, one minor exception.. when I walk through downtown, or sit in the metro, and I see those cute pink iPhones, all bedazzled, half sticking out of your tight back pockets.. I don't mean to sound like a creeper, I don't even like apple products and I'm pretty anti-theft but I gotta say - even I'm tempted to lift them. I mean come on, they are practically glittering at me. So please ladies, use purses, put them in tourist carriers, stick them between your breasts, do.. literally
Anything else with them. Seeing those poor devices exposed like that makes me cry a little for you