The Strategy of Donald Trump
Found scribbled on the desk in the Oval Office...
1. Demand every blue state recount their votes 654,481,907 times.
2. Biden eventually gets tired and goes away.
3. The people forget there was ever an election in the first place.
4. Resume enjoying The Throne of Power.
5. Outlaw this election bull***t so nothing like this can ever happen again. This whole democracy thing will probably work better without it anyway.
6. Send Putin a fruit basket for his unwavering support.
1. Demand every blue state recount their votes 654,481,907 times.
2. Biden eventually gets tired and goes away.
3. The people forget there was ever an election in the first place.
4. Resume enjoying The Throne of Power.
5. Outlaw this election bull***t so nothing like this can ever happen again. This whole democracy thing will probably work better without it anyway.
6. Send Putin a fruit basket for his unwavering support.
