I "Got The Belt" When I Was A Kid

Things Will Only get Worse If You,,,

1 Hide the belt (dad always keeps a spare)
2 Burn the paddle (YOU will have to make a new one)
3 Cut the willow tree from Mamas reach (If You do this break the step ladder 1st)
4 Try to walk away.( You have to go home sometime )

5 Blame a sibling (If You're the oldest its your fault any way)
6 hide under the bed (1st place they look}