I'm Addicted to Chocolate

I made a chocolate cake, and I wanted to share it with my flatmates, and they're "Oh so nice, I'll eat it tomorrow at breakfast!" Are you serious? Me in a house with a chocolate cake and you think that you'll having it for breakfast?! Now + 11 hours= breakfast. 11 fucking chocolate hours.

Also I think I'm going to buy chocolate chip cookies or some chocolate with hazelnuts, or whatever I can find. Not white choco (which is ok but it's not real chocolate) or stupid things like choco stuffed with bananas.

I cannot buy Nutella cause in that case I cannot even say "let's have a small portion" I already know that I'm going to finish it now and immediately. XD
Sometimes I buy cheap shitty copy of Nutella, for this specific reason.

If they wake up and find the chocolate cake done, it's a lesson they won't soon forget.
I get it, I eat Nutella by the jar too. I've even devoted a post on SW to it LOL
Now I'm craving bittersweet chocolate chips. Not the cookies, just the chips...

That'll teach me to mind my own business next time ;) 🍫

I would feel guilty and then I'll need more chocolate!

Another thing that I use to do (and I just did, hope it works)is wash my teeth often to have the mint flavour in my mouth etc.

...I say just have the chocolate and be happy LOL